My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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