dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I love you. Go after that dick
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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