'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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