I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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