But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Enjoy the penises
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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