It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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