is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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