You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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