I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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