I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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