Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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