goodnight i made you a song goodbye
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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