is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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