If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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