There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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