i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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