so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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