But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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