I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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