I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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