I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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