if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I wear drunk well.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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