Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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