Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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