11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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