I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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