Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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