We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
When did angry sex become our thing?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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