I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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