So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just want to make out with him forever
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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