She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
