I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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