Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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