i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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