kristin has been a bad kristin
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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