Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So squirting runs in the family.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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