Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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