I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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