dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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