I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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