Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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