If i come over, it means nothing
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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