I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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