The maid of honor just puked.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
well you can't waste a boner
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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