He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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