I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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