I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Randomize