i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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