i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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