She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You were trust falling into bushes
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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