Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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