So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Pants are for mortals
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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