I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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